RE: [ECOS] WARNING!!! DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T LIKE MONEY

["Trenton D. Adams" <tadams at extremeeng dot com>]

Well, I don't like money so I won't! :)

  > -----Original Message-----
  > From: ecos-discuss-owner@sources.redhat.com 
  > [mailto:ecos-discuss-owner@sources.redhat.com] On Behalf Of 
  > Urs Stettler
  > Sent: Monday, July 16, 2001 3:14 AM
  > To: ecos-discuss@sources.redhat.com
  > Subject: [ECOS] WARNING!!! DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T LIKE MONEY
  > 
  > 
  > WOW THIS REALLY WORKS!!!
  > 
  > Dear Friend & Future Millionaire:
  > 
  > AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
  > Making over half a million dollars every 4-5 months from 
  > your home for 
  > an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time.
  > THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!! 
  > ============================================
  > BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE THE OTHERS WITH IN A YEAR!!!
  > Before you say "BULL" please read the following. This is 
  > the letter you have beeen hearing about on the news lately. 
  > Due to the populartity of this letter on the inernet , A 
  > national weekly news program recently 
  > devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program 
  > described below, to see if it really can make people money. 
  > The show also investigated wheather 
  > or not the program was legal. Their findings proved once 
  > and for all that there are absolutely NO LAWS prohibiting 
  > the participation in the program and if people can follow the 
  > simple instrucyions, they are bound to make some mega bucks 
  > with only $25 out of pocket cost". DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF 
  > POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTANED,
  > IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
  > This is what one had to say:"Thanks to this profitable 
  > opportunity, I was approached many times before but each 
  > time I pased on it. I am 
  > so glad I finally joined to see what one could expect in 
  > return for the minimal effort and money required. To my 
  > astonishment, I recieved total $610,470.00 in 21 weeks, 
  > with money still comming in." Pam Hedland, Fort Lee New 
  > Jersey. ============================================
  > Here is another testimonial:  "This program has been around 
  > for a long time but I never believed in it. But one day 
  > when I recieved this again 
  > in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple 
  > instructions and walaa.....3 weeks later the money started 
  > to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but the next 
  > two months I made 
  > a total of $290,000.00. So far in the past 8 months by 
  > re-entering the 
  > program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it 
  > again. The key to success in this program is to follow the 
  > the simple steps and NOT 
  > change anything." More testimonials later but first.
  > 
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  > If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 
  > months easily and comfortably, please read the 
  > following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and 
  > AGAIN!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
  > FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR 
  > FINANCIAL
  > DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! 
  >  
  > INSTRUCTIONS
  > =====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below=====
  > For each report, send $5 CASH ,THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE 
  > REPORTYOU ARE ORDERINGand YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person 
  > whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR 
  > RETURN ADDRESS IS ON THE ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any 
  > mail problems.
  > ===When you place your order, make sure you order each of 
  > the 5 reports. You will need all 5 reports so that you can 
  > save them on your computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST 
  > $5 X 5=$25.00. Within a few days you will recieve, via 
  > e-mail, each of the five reports from 
  > these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer 
  > so they will be accessible for you to send to the 1000's of 
  > people who will order them from you. Also make a floppy of 
  > these reports and keep it on your desk in case something 
  > happens to your computer.
  > 
  > IMPORTANT-DO NOT  alter the names of the peple who are 
  > listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, 
  > in any way, other than what is instructed below in step "1 
  > through 6" or you will lose out on the majority of your 
  > porfits, Once you understand the way this works you will 
  > also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember, 
  > this method has been 
  > tested, and if you alter it, it will NOT work!!! People 
  > have tried to put there friends/relatives names on all five 
  > thinking they could get all the money. 
  > But it does not work this way. Believe us, we have all 
  > tried to be greedy and 
  > then nothing happened. So DO NOT try to change anything 
  > other than what is 
  > instructed. Because if you do it will not work for you. 
  > Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!!
  > 
  > 1....After you have ordered all 5 reports , take this 
  > advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person 
  > in REPORT # 5. This person 
  > has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting 
  > there fortunes. 2.... Move the name & address in REPORT #4 
  > down To REPORT #5. 3.... MOVE the name & address in REPORT 
  > #3 down To REPORT #4. 4.... MOVE the name & address in 
  > REPORT #2 down To REPORT #3. 5.... MOVE the name & address 
  > in REPORT #1 down To REPORT #2. 6.... Insert YOUR name & 
  > address in the REPORT #1 Position. PLEASE 
  > MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! 
  > ==============================================
  > **** Take this entire letter ,with the modified list of 
  > names, and save it on 
  > your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
  > Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any 
  > data. To assist you with marketing your business on the 
  > internet, the 5 reports you purchase will 
  > provide you with invaluable marketing information which 
  > includes how to send 
  > bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free 
  > classified ads and much 
  > more.
  > .
  > There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
  > METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY 
  > ================================================
  > Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how 
  > it goes, and we will assume You and those involved send out 
  > only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume that the mailing 
  > recieve only a 0.2% response (the response could be much 
  > better but lets just say it is only 0.2% also many people 
  > will send out hundreds of thousands of e-mails instead of 
  > only 5,000 each). Continuing with this example , you send 
  > out only 5,000 e-mails. With a 
  > 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report #1. Those 
  > 10 people responded 
  > by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000. 
  > Out of those 
  > 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That = 100 
  > people responded 
  > and ordered Report #2.
  > 
  > Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails for a total of 
  > 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders 
  > for Report #3. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails 
  > each for a total of 5 million e- mails sent out. The 0.2% 
  > response to that is 10,000 orders for Report #4. Those 
  > 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails  each for a total of 
  > 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that 
  > is 100,000 orders for Report #5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES 
  > $5 EACH=$555,000 ( half million).
  > 
  > Your total income in this example is: 1.....$50 + 
  > 2.....$500 + 3.....$5,000
  > + 
  > 4.....$50.000 + 5.....$500,000.......Grand Total=$555,550.00
  > 
  > NUMBERS DONT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE IT OUT
  > THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU
  > CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!! 
  > ================================================
  > REMEMBER FRIEND THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE 
  > ORDER OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO.
  > Dare to think  for a monment what would happen if everyone 
  > or half or 
  > even one 4th of those people 100,000 e-mails each or more? 
  > There are 
  > over 150million people on the internet worldwide and 
  > counting. Believe 
  > me, many people will do just that, and more!
  > 
  > METHOD #2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET 
  > ================================================
  > ADVERTISING ON THE NET IS VERY VERY INEXPENSIVE and there 
  > are hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of 
  > free ads on the internet will 
  > easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start 
  > with Method# 
  > 1 and add Method #2 as you go along . For every $5 you 
  > recieve , all you have to do is e-mail them the Report they 
  > ordered. That's it. Always 
  > provide same day service on all orders.
  > This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with 
  > your name and 
  > address on it, will be prompt because they can not 
  > advertise until they 
  > recieve the report.
  > ===========AVAILABLE REPORTS========================
  > ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes:
  > Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks 
  > NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by rapping it 
  > in at least 2 
  > sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, Write the 
  > NUMBER & the 
  > NAME of the report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS 
  > and your name and postal address. PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR 
  > THESE REPORTS NOW: ================================================
  > REPORT # 1:" the Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on 
  > the Net" Order Report #1 from:
  > 
  > U. Stettler
  > Langackerstr. 165
  > CH-8704 Herrliberg
  > Switzerland 
  > ____________________________________________________________
  > REPORT #2" The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on 
  > the Net" Order Report #2 from:
  > 
  > B. Collins
  > 155 East Beaver Creek Rd.
  > Unit 24, Suite 235
  > Richmond Hill, Ontario
  > L4B 2N1
  > Canada 
  > ____________________________________________________________
  > REPORT #3:" Secret to Multilevel marketing on the net"
  > Order Report #3 from:
  > 
  > 
  > R.Robinson
  > 14612 Friar st.#5
  > VanNuys CA, 91411
  > USA
  > 
  > _____________________________________________________________
  > REPORT #4:" How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing MLM & the 
  > Net" Order Report #4 from:
  > 
  > 
  > Randall Williams 
  > 401 Stocks Dairy Road 
  > Leesburg Georgia 31763 
  > USA 
  > 
  > ____________________________________________________________
  > REPORT #5: "How to Send Out One Million e-mails for Free"
  > Order Report #5 from:
  > 
  > Dario Va 
  > 16541 Blatt Blvd #206 
  > Weston, FL 33326 
  > U.S.A. 
  > _____________________________________________________________   
  > $$$$$$$$$YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
  > Follow these guildelines to guarantee your success:
  > ===If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 
  > weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.
  > ===After you have recieved 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after 
  > that you should receive 100 orders  or more for REPORT #2. 
  > If you did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails 
  > untill you do. ===Once you received 100 or more orders for 
  > Report #2, YOU 
  > CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the 
  > cash will continue to roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO 
  > REMEMBER: every time your name is moved down the list, you 
  > are placed in front 
  > of a different report.
  > 
  > You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report 
  > people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE 
  > INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START
  > THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN.
  > There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this 
  > business!!! ================================================
  > FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS 
  > PROGRAM:
  > You have just received information that can give you 
  > finiancial freedom for 
  > the rest of your life, with NO RISK and just A LITTLE BIT 
  > OF EFFORT.you 
  > can make more money in the next few weeks and months than 
  > you ever imagined. 
  > follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it 
  > in any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now. 
  > Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you 
  > have put 
  > your name and address in the Report #1 and moved the others to 
  > #2.......#5 as instructed above. One of the peole you send 
  > this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name 
  > will be on every one of them. Remember though, the more you 
  > send out the more potiential customers you will reach. So 
  > my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and 
  > opportunity to become financially independent ITS UP TO YOU NOW!
  > 
  > ============MORE TESTIMONIALS=======================
  > "My name is Mitchell, My wife Jody ad I live in Chicago. I am an 
  > accountant with a major U.S. Corparation and I make pretty 
  > good money. When I received this program I grumbled  to 
  > Jody about receiving" junk mail". I made fun of the whole 
  > thing , spouting my knowledge of the 
  > population and percentages involved. I "knew" it wouldn't 
  > work. Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and a 
  > few days later she jumped in with both 
  > feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the 
  > ol "I told you so" on 
  > her when the thing didnt work. Well , the laugh was on me ,Within 3 
  > weeks she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 
  > days she had 
  > received total $147,200.00.......all cash! I was shocked. I 
  > have joined Jody 
  > in her" hobby".
  > Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago Illinois 
  > ================================================
  > "Not being the gambling type , it took me several weeks to 
  > make up my mind to participate in this plan. But 
  > conservative that i am, I decided that  the initial 
  > investment was so little that there was just no way that I 
  > wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back". 
  > "I was surprised when I found my medium size post office 
  > box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 
  > weeks. The nice thing about 
  > this deal is that it does not matter where people live. 
  > There simply isn't a better investment with a faster return 
  > and so big" Dan Sondstrom, Alberta Canada 
  > ================================================
  > "I had received this program before. I deleted it, but 
  > later I wondered if I should have given it a try. Of 
  > course, I had no idea who to contact to get  another copy, 
  > so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone 
  > else......11 months passed then it luckily came again.....I 
  > did not delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my 
  > first try and all the the money came within 22 weeks." 
  > Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y. 
  > ================================================
  > "It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy 
  > money with little cost to you. I followed the simple 
  > instructions carefully and within 10 days the money started 
  > to come in. My first month I made 
  > $20,560.00 and by the end of the third month my total cash 
  > count was $362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to the 
  > internet.". Fred Dellaca, Westport New Zealand 
  > ================================================
  > ORDER YUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON
  > "YOUR" ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM! 
  > ================================================
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  > contact the 
  > Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade 
  > Commission
  > Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington ,D.C. 
  > 
  > 
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